#im so weak...louis....

[pee-com]

im actually gonna sob. why was oaul so feminine and gentle in the extra man. he looked way more feminine and soft and just elegant like literally how did he do that.

i cant even tell if it was the way he carried himself when playing louis (which was definitely a factor) but like. WHAT DID THEY DO TO MAKE HIM SO GORGEOUS. i sound like a broken record rn

[redishsunflowers]

my toxic trait is that I hate Armand but I WILL seek out fanart of him to thirst over

[claudiadpdl]

im going into episode seven with a barricaded heart!!! im not gonna cry or scream or tear my hair out or anything!!! i promise im not thinking about louis and lestat seeing one another again in person for the first time in years or louis screaming for claudia or claudia and madeleine dying!!! im totally just here for a good time!!! in fact im gonna enjoy it SO much that my only regret is that i won't get to burn to death with the entire audience or be slaughtered by louis at the end for that real authentic vampire murder tribunal experience :)

[lewyn-martell]

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[rayroseu]

its probably late for lilia birthday art now but still🥹

this is based on a drawing by louis wain

lilia loves so much... its so heartfelt that in the past, despite believing he's unloveable,, he's loved by meleanor, levan, and baul, and now in the present, hes loved by malleus, silver, and sebek 🥹 he never runs out of this emotion and feeling...😭✨✨

i think thats why Lilia is beloved by a lot,,, he teaches that there's always a reason to love despite the tragedy... 🥲

also also the story of the og drawing reminds me of lilia's situation too... people that he didnt expect would stay and love him, doing the best they can to be with him just for a little longer... 😭💚✨

i think im hurt lol,,, i wish we could hear completely why hes so adamant on leaving.... 😭 its not just bcs hes scared of appearing weak and letting malleus and silver see him "die of old age" right?? 🥲🥲🥲

[nalyra-dreaming]

How do you think people will react to Gabrielle and her “relationship” with lestat? I think she’ll be a popular character but there will be a lot of discourse around her. I’m most excited for her!! Im always checking on casting announcements (fingers crossed Gillian Anderson - far fetched I know) Excited for any Louis Gabrielle reactions. Even him just finding out she’s alive. A part of me loves her, her thoughts and how she decides to live as a vampire. Another part of me is hurt and frustrated at how she treats/treated Lestat even if she was going through her own abuse at the time. I hope their relationship isn’t shown in a sexy or comedic light. I think that would be a great disservice. Do you think the show will make her more malicious or show her grace?

Gabrielle... needs to and I bet will be a force of nature.

I cannot wait to "meet" her tbh - as with so many things wrt s3 it seems unreal to think about the fact that we will get to see it.

I hope/think the show will manage to portray her as the complex character she is, with all her facets.

There is no need to reduce her to one aspect - she can be sexy and malicious, cold and caring, domineering and weak. Gabrielle is a character that is very much her own.

As per her relationship with Lestat... well the show shied away from the incestuous relationship between book Louis and Claudia, they only hinted at it there - however, I do not think this will be the way for them.

I think they will go full mess.

And rightfully so, because, yes, she is his mother - and then becomes his fledlging, and his lover.

And that is just the way it is. :)

[nightcolorz]

im a show-only fan (the knowledge i have of the books is based on how much ppl post about it lol) and i was wondering what louis thinks of marius?? both in the books or what your headcanon is?

the only time I remember Louis and Marius interacting in this books is in a scene in queen of the damned where Marius consoles Louis over Lestat being kidnapped by akasha and he offers him support, and then offers to walk him home. Marius likes Louis and he admires that he’s so human in comparison to the other vampires. He definitely sort of pity’s him tho, and considers him weak and in need of help from someone stronger. In Merrick there’s a line where we r told that marius offered Louis a sip of his blood so that he would be physically stronger and Louis declines bcus he doesn’t want to be powerful. (for context in the books Louis is a drastically different character, and a big part of his whole deal is that he is physically very weak in comparison to other vampires bcus of his restrictive diet).

it’s unclear what Louis thinks of Marius in the books. When they interact he’s friendly and polite to him, but in the books Louis is friendly and polite to everyone in a very southern way. He’s kind of a two sided bitch 💀 the way he interacts with ppl is rarely reflective of how he feels about them. So it’s possible that Louis is only polite to Marius out of social responsibility and actually is pissed off by him 💀😭. Which would make sense imo, since a lot of Marius’s feelings about Louis consist of considering him weak and helpless, in a sort of condescending and pitying way.

one thing about show Louis is that he definitely doesn’t like to be condescended too 😭 or treated like he’s lesser then someone else. I assume that show louis will not like Marius 💀 and probably be a little bit more open about it, cuz show louis doesn’t tend to take shit the way book louis does. I also like to think that show Louis has morals that are at least strong enough to be like “this guy had sex with my ex husband of 77 years when he was a child so I don’t like him” 😭😭

[pynkhues]

Okay.

so like, you want me to die then? I have supported you and loved you and you still wont give me what I need..i can take it anymore..im standing on the top of my house...

DEMANDING MORE!!!

GIVE ME BONELESS 3 BEFORE I JUMP!!!

you dont have to post this..im clowning with you

Ahahaha, I'm sorry! I promise I'm working on it literally as we speak. Have a ittle sexy bit to tide you over?

(Below a cut because it is a bit racy).

Lestat slips out from beneath him, hoisting himself up as Louis rests back on his haunches, tucking his still-hard cock awkwardly back into his underwear as Lestat moves down the alcove. Foliage crunches beneath his gentle tread, his hips swaying as he turns away from Louis, making the short journey to the thick-trunked sessile oak, it’s canopy of folding branches and jagged-edged leaves allowing thin peels of moonlight to stream between them.

He hears it almost before he sees it, the sound of Lestat popping the button on his slacks, the zip as he lowers his fly, and maybe it’s the drugs that have him weak, or maybe it’s just Lestat, who slides his pants down slowly to reveal the curve of his perfect ass. Smooth, round, tight in the night, inviting even before he spreads his legs just enough to stop his slacks dropping past the middle of his thighs, bracing his hands against the rough bark of the tree, and tilting his hips back in something like an offer. A show of submission that Louis knows is anything but, but it works on him all the same, because the second Lestat turns his head back over his shoulder, tilts it to look at him, eyes glinting silver in the moonlight, he thinks this is the devil’s fruit. This is temptation in the garden, this is what men sell their souls for, what damns generations, the apple of his ass the one dangling from the serpent’s tale of Eden, and Louis will be Adam if it means he gets a bite, Eve if it means he gets to bite first.

The thought has Louis lurching to his feet, blood-saliva pooling behind his molars, has him following the path of this too-perfect thing, to temptation, a path he’ll maybe ever be on, and he wonders if this is what it feels like for strangers. For those men who have Lestat in these long and lonely nights apart, but then - - he wonders more if this is what it was like for Nicki. For any of the boys in the Auvergne, because Louis’ not first, will never be first, and they’re not losing themselves in the wheatfields here, but there are woods there, he knows there are. Is sure Lestat has told him of them, and he wonders if Lestat brought boys to those forests like Louis took them to the Bayou, if he offered himself like this, a sliver of sin dressed up like salvation in the half light of a place that would kill him if it could.

Louis wets his lips, hand reaching forwards for his own shirt, draped on Lestat’s back, and he pushes the fabric up just to see more of him. To reveal inch after inch of soft, snowy skin, and its got to be the drugs now that have his eyes growing heavy, half-lidded, chasing down the swell of Lestat’s ass, arousal coiling thick between his legs. He drops his hands to Lestat’s hips, tilts them ever further back, only to press his now-clothed, aching cock there between his legs, chest tightening at Lestat’s rough inhale, and he wishes he had a camera. Wishes he could describe what it was like to see his hard, constrained cock pressed into the crease of Lestat’s bare ass, tilting himself so the fly of his own pants rubs a little rough against the inside of one of Lestat’s cheeks, gaze flicking up to see Lestat’s claws dig into the bark of the tree.

“You got lube?” he asks, voice low and gravelly even to his own ears, and Lestat nods, the motion jerky, tossing a hand out behind him in something akin to a direction, and Louis glances down at the slacks halfway down his legs, and takes the hint. Keeping one hand firmly on Lestat’s hip, keeping him in place, he drops the other to rifle a few fingers low in the back pocket of Lestat’s slacks until he finds a thin sachet of lubricant, only to rifle a little longer, slipping into a character – one he played with too many men, across too many years. He purses his lips, gaze flicking back up to where Lestat’s bent forwards against the tree.

“No rubber?”

It’s enough to make Lestat toss back a look, his own role briefly forgotten, the performanceof it all almost lost to the drugs like it was for Louis, and Louis raises an eyebrow in question, even as he brings the sachet of lube to his mouth to tear it open with his teeth.

“A condom,” Louis repeats, keeping his tone casual even as he spits out the torn piece of plastic. “Or you always letting strangers fuck you raw?”

Even in the dark, he can see Lestat’s throat bob, can feel his hips shift beneath his hand, can hear his breath grow a little rough. He shrugs, slipping into a part of his own, as he simpers a little, playing the coquette once again.

[lioncourtings]

ik im probably the last person to realize this but louis whose connection to god is weak & who avoids going to church pleading to that god to protect him from lestat only for lestat to become louis' Father and Creator at that altar. lestat said you're wrong about which god you should be praying to. maybe louis and paul aren't so different in that moment, actually. maybe they both crave a sense of belonging in the arms of something greater than themselves.

[ib3li3v3you]

IWTV EPISODE 5 SPOILERS

After watching episode 5 i hope we can all drop the “armand would do anything for louis” bullshit. I think this episode really showed how neither of them has real power over the other. Theyre just scrambling to feel some kind of control in their relationship dynamic. The whole “is that an order Maitre” was more for louis’ benefit to make him feel like he has in control over someones life, since he was so, for lack of a better term, useless, in claudias life.

They both use their dynamic to feel like they have some sort of control over the other as theyre both running away from things they had no power over. This companionship is more of a fucked up support group than anything else. I think the whole “is that an order Maitre?” was armand throwing Louis a bone and making him feel like the big guy when really armand didnt want to kill daniel, not really. He wanted to keep him alive bcos he was fascinated by the boy just as louis was.

If anything Armands use of speaking g to lestat and relaying it to louis was another show of power on his side. Nevermind the fact that louis doesnt even question it (i mean he was burnt to a crisp half out of his mind its understandable he was too weak minded to look into it. And also idt SF louis cared enough at the time to look into armands mind to confirm that. He truly thought he was too “dull” and “boring”) and i kind of think that armand has used the lestat card before…

Anyways i never rlly spoke of iwtv on this app before so maybe im wrong so dont hesitate to tell me so, but thats what i think

[dont-justdont]

here is a list of things that i so wish would happen in s2 of iwtv but im not really sure they will (im manisfesting it into being, sue me) :

- the europe trip before louis and claudia come to paris. i absolutely love that part of the book because in canon, louis and claudia do not know whether or not other vampires exist, and there's this desperation of are we alone in this world and can we go on knowing that? except in the show 1) claudia has already met killer so they know they're not alone so that desperation is not as palpable and 2) with everything that went down last episode and with rashid being armand i feel like it would drag things and not fit as well in the story to spend a whole episode before paris both for the viewers but in the perspective of story telling as a whole

- this does not happen in the books but just imagine : claudia and louis come into armand's rooms for the first time, louis is enamored with armand but claudia is looking around and armand has all these gothic horror looking things around including a pair of hands that kind of look like a statue but are also too gruesome and look too real to be made of rock and armand just says something along the lines of "you know how violinists can be" and changes the subject but i just want, no i need armand to have nicki's hands as a decoration somewhere i feel like he would definitely do that and it would just be a nice easter egg to put in the show (please mr producer please)

- lestat clutching claudia's dress in the theater after she dies and louis seeing him. THE DRAMA is just unbelievable and i absolutely love that scene, it's one of the things im mad they didnt include in the movie and i just hope with all my little heart they will include in the series. just imagine: feral louis who just got buried alive, armand in the back SATISFIED WITH HIMSELF (he is so manipulative i love him) and lestat just small and weak clutching a piece of claudia's dress while louis is both relieved but also terribly mad at lestat for being alive and just???? i love the entirety of this please make it come to life

- daniel fucking malloy requestioning the veracity of the entire story and just him being like was it raining louis?!? everytime louis speaks. i mean this is obviously going to happen but im so ready for it

- additionally, armand questioning daniel (cue devils minion? please pretty pretty please mr producer?) about the last years because i am convinced devils minion happened after the first interview but daniel doesnt remember/doesnt want to remember and i just NEED armand to torture him with that (not literally, or literally as well im not picky) and i need to see them together please

- lestat being seen through armand's perspective. now hear me out : sam has said multiple times that while he was playing lestat, he was playing him through louis' perspective of him, and he'd go like "nope that's not what happened" and bla bla bla. except now we get narrator!armand so im asking the question (and praying we get the answer) : what does lestat look like from armand's perspective? how does he act and how does that version of lestat contrast with louis'? DO THEY SEE THE CONTRADICTIONS BETWEEN THEMSELVES AND FREAK OUT ABOUT IT?!? (because i will) daniel you better call out their bullshit or i am coming for you

this is already a long post so ill leave this as is for now but i might (will) come back with more eventually, please tell me your hopes for s2 i cant wait!!!

[carlos-in-glasses]

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This is from Where All This Love Comes From Chapter 11: Lonely as a Sparrow In the Rain, which will be posted on Sunday. A little moment between TK 'Soothing' Strand and Carlos 'Blobfish Reyes:

“Hey, baby, how are you feeling?” TK yawns from the couch when Carlos enters. He’s still in his pajamas – still trying to reset his body clock after his final night shift for a while – and he appears to be eating red jello from a glass dish. “I made jello. Don’t know if you saw my note on the refrigerator. Cap had a clear out and asked if we’d want a jello mold shaped like a hippo, so obviously I said yes. It doesn’t really look like a hippo – it’s more like a blobfish. But it’s delicious and will be easy on your stomach. How’d your morning go? Baby?”

Carlos can’t speak. He swallows. His throat hurts. He wanders over and slumps down next to TK on the cushions.

“You’re puffy,” TK says, “Tell me why you’re puffy?” He places his jello dish onto a coaster on the coffee table so he can freely stroke Carlos’ hair. 

Usually, Carlos would sigh or hum with pleasure at the sensation of TK’s fingers working over him, but today he whimpers.

Staring mournfully at the jello, he thinks it wobbles like a struggling, living thing, but shines like cut rubies where the sun catches its nebulous edges. Grossly beautiful. TK made a hippo jello. Life goes on in this way.  

“Tell me why you look even worse now than you did earlier?" TK prompts softly. "Tell me why you look like a blobfish?”

“Gutiérrez texted.” Carlos’ voice hits the words and cracks. He hears himself, squeaky and weak. He hates it. “That lead we thought was sound…It was no good.”

“Baby.” TK snuggles up to him a little closer. "I'm so sorry." 

Carlos sleepily drops his arm over TK’s legs, tugging at the soft brushed cotton of the pajama pants patterned with blue diamonds. A surprise replacement gift for TK after the fire. He’d never bought TK pajamas before, and it felt so intimate in a new way.

TK hadn’t said anything about Gutiérrez’ lead when it first came through, but he’d thought it was one hell of a longshot even though Carlos became excited and determined. Now his husband is a crumpled heap on the couch. “Do you want me to rub your back?” TK asks.

“Head,” Carlos says.

“In bed?”

“Okay.”

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[mewo777]

im so tired im so tiiirreeeddddd of shows that are so desperate to shove in the concept of a nuclear family by any means necessary good god. beastars s1 and 2 are quite possibly among my favorite shows of all time, and for good reason. the entire show is so focused on parallels between love and consumption and i LOVE that about it. but season 3….. oh my god…. genuinely i gag every time louis and juno are on screen together because individually i absolutely love those two characters but why is it that when theyre together juno is entirely stripped of her personality and just becomes so romance obsessed and focused on louis and louis alone. her entire character is to be ambitious and to take what she wants so why is that shoved aside to force in this weak relationship between the two of them when their friendship was so so fun and interesting. i LOVE them as friends because it offers such a unique perspective into the concepts of carnivore and herbivore relationships that are non romantic so why for the love of god is every show on earth so obsessed with shoving in romantic relationships into every possible crevice they can find. i loved s1 and 2 beyond words can describe and somehow, after years of waiting for this show to have another season all these few episodes have done for me is leave a horrible sour taste in my mouth. also yahya makes me mad as hell but thats just because im a hater so maybe that adds to my overall disdain for this season. im just so disappointed because this show couldve been about so, so much more but no. we just HAVE to have our simple little nuclear families hamfisted into everything. and i know they dont even get together but god does it drive me insane that they even had to have a romantic relationship in the first place when their friendship was so perfect. this show started off as a testiment to all kinds of love but for some god forsaken reason i cant seem to wrap my head around they just had to end it on a note of “forget everything the show stands for, were going to make it romance now !” (yes im aware given legoshi and harus relationship it was romance to begin with, but that was special, unique to them. the idea of louis being another side to legoshis coin of loving herbivores was again, special, unique to him and legoshis relationship, and now all that feels stained by this random worthless relationship between louis and juno where juno just gets tossed to the side anyway, so what was the point?) i seriously wish theyd just focused this season on developing the relationships between characters we already knew and loved, with the addition of yahya and melon, without having to shove in new relationships that legitimately feel like nothing but fanservice. i get way too worked up about things that dont matter but by god if louis and junos relationship has 0 haters i am dead. i will die on the hill that their love is essentially meaningless, juno in her ever growing ambition seeing louis as a prize to be won to grow her status as a wolf(as she once saw legoshi given the whole “most powerful couple at school” thing) and louis, though he chastised legoshi for falling for haru because she was the first herbivore to pay attention to him, is fundamentally no different. like i said, two sides of the exact same coin, and louis “love” for juno is entirely circumstantial. they are not special to eachother like legoshi and haru, or even legoshi and jack(obviously in a platonic sense but regardless what legoshi and jack have as friends is something unique and special to them)(this unique sort of love between people is literally a fundamental theme in the show and they just completely shove that aside for the sake of some stupid cishet relationship please just kill me)

anyway tldr: louis and juno do not love each other in any way that cant be described as meaningless and i will hate their relationship till the day i die

[littencloud9]

anyway. that was so fucking good so as usual have my post watch thoughts:

vanitas - i am putting him in a fucking blender and then giving him a big hug. give this guy a BREAK. there is something so wrong with him and i love it. him and noé are so incredibly well-done. pure opposites and they clash but it works. him and mikhail devastated me. he is so insanely kind and you dont expect it bc he keeps shoving people away?? and hes so snarky but hes doing everything to save others??? sacrificing his body to countless experiments as a child so that other children wouldnt suffer the same, saving the vampires with the book even as it chips away at the humanity he struggles to keep, being a DOCTOR. im gonna throw something

noé - i’m in love with him. that’s it. jk but he is AMAZING and his love for domi makes me wanna cry and also him and murr are so funny and when he said he’ll never set vanitas free, something in me revived. i love that his first instinct is always to protect, whether it’s by his own body or by inflicting violence. he is just so sweet and has a big big heart and i think im gonna go cry actually

jeanne - JEANNE!!! I LOVE HER SO MUCH. her arc with chloé was WONDERFUL and she’s the cutest and coolest ever. im putting her in my pocket and patting her adoringly. she’s so fiercely loyal to her duty but when it comes to people she cares about she struggles because her heart is so big and i am JUST. I LOVE JEANNE

dominique - I ALSO LOVE DOMI. HOLY SHIT shes probably my favourite as of now. i didnt have much of an impression of her in s1 (tho she was so cool) but s2 hit me like a truck. i love that we got her pov of the whole thing with louis! doomed siblings haha my weakness. the scene of her holding back her younger self and louis just watching WAS SO INCREDIBLE. domi looking into her most vulnerable self and being forced to confront her past MMMM. her as a child chopping her hair off after louis died like WOW that murdered me. her saying she hates herself but fighting to stay alive anyway. AND HER AND THE SICK ASS ICE POWERS. AND JEANNE SAYING SHES BEAUTIFUL. and her with the line about protecting others or something. BECAUSE AT THE END OF THE DAY DOMI IS A KNIGHT! AHHHH GOD I LOVE HER

mikhail - this kid both freaks me out and makes me miserable. as a child screaming help me big brother while he was being dragged away, and then when the book was eating him alive and he was screaming at vanitas to help him again. that killed me. and him doing everything because he wants to bring back their family. being stuck in the past and begging for vanitas to return with him IM GONNA THROW UP

chloé and jean-jacques - they aren’t my favourites but their arc was wonderful!! oh the tragedy of being childhood best friends in this show. i love that they found each other when it was needed. i love that they did everything to protect each other. i love that they saved each other. i love that both their true names have something to do with flowers, the same as the place where they first met (unless i’m remembering things wrong do not come at me it’s been a While skfhekfb)

vanoé thoughts - because vanoé is what i came for. i was Not disappointed. thejr dynamic is so silly and fun but also devastating. their designs being parallels, being Meant To Be, is great. vanitas having to hypnotise himself to kill noé, yet being unable to do it even with a KNIFE TO HIS THROAT. and noé also holding back, despite knowing that he is completely capable of killing vanitas too. and the rain and everything and ohhhh my god i will die. and vanitas leaning on noé in s1 and noé leaning on vanitas in s2 HECK YEAH. AND THE SUN RISE IN S1 WHEN NOÉ PROMISED TO STAY BY VANITAS’ SIDE. AND THE SUN RISE IN S2 WHEN THEY MADE UP. AND VANITAS TOOK NOÉ’S HAND! AND ACCEPTED HIM INTO HIS LIFE! after hiding everything about himself from noé, and now letting him see just a piece of him. and them arguing like an old married couple but also instinctively protecting each other. these damn gays

domijeanne - when do they kiss. like for Real. man i love that they hold such high admiration for each other and they support each other so much. and domi who harbours so much self-hatred and compares herself with jeanne, but jeanne just sees her as strong and beautiful and incredible. i love that they’re genuinely friends and always go to each other and ALSO LETS NOT FORGET THE DANCING SCENE! and also jeanne the hellfire witch and domi with the ice powers LIKE! INCREDIBLE SHOW STOPPING. pretty please i need them to kiss

overall - love the op and ed so much. love the colours and vibrancy and how during the last fight it was all grey and dull and ugh. studio bones KNOWS how to do symbolism with these damn colours. incredible and devastating writing and im definitely gonna go read the manga. drop dead gorgeous art style like all of these characters are BEAUTIFUL. a perfect mix of silly and pure horror and genuine love (both platonic and romantic and maybe some of these characters are trauma bonded but they come together anyway and that is just great) and tragedy. i love vnc. the bsd-mtp-vnc pipeline so real. they are all incredible shows but i think vnc has my favourite storyline out of them all so far. thanks if u read til here LMAO 🫶🫡

[bucketspammer4life]

☆ Assigning The Boxers Fursonas ☆

this is so fun, gonna also include some suprise guests so enjoy that, im not a furry (or at least i think so) enjoy this post i spent too much time on

Doc Louis - I could see him being a scaly, specifically a crocodile, come on it fits like a glove

Little Mac - Wolf, he would so be a wolf im so serious about this

Glass Joe - a ferret or a weasel 99%, he would have it wear a turtleneck too i swear it just fits him im gonna scream

Von Kaiser - a deer, he would so be a deer, it fits too well i am not joking fucking look at him and tell me he doesnt like deers, look at me directly in the eyes and say the words "von kaiser wouldnt have a deer as his fursona" i fucking dare you. Look at me until you can see my soul and say that, i challenge you. He has a deer as his fursona, you cannot deny the truth, you cannot deny the facts, your mind is too weak to handle the truth

Disco Kid - he would so choose a cheetah, it would fit him come on, hes just so silly and so is his cheetah fursona look!!

King Hippo - he would use a walrus, hear me out on this one, it fits him way too good oh my god

Piston Hondo - a moth, i know this is really specific but he would be a moth, too fitting for me to not throw it at you

Bear Hugger - you can see it coming from a mile away, bear, the classic, he didnt choose this one, it got assigned to him at birth, no contest, this is his FAAB (Fursona Assigned At Birth) and he wont be changing it anytime soon fuck you

Don Flamenco - a secretarybird, hes too diva for bland ass foxes or scalies, he is so girlypop and so is his fursona, he would also use a raven too

Great Tiger - Come on its in the name!! This is his FAAB, he would also have a white tiger version

Aran Ryan - a jackalope, he would so be a jackalope for the fun of it

Soda Popinski - Polar bear, i dont care what you throw at me he would be a polar bear, this is so canon, its true the punches told me when they came out

Bald Bull - this is also his FAAB, hes a bull 99999% it was ment to be!! You cant deny his destiny he was ment to have a bull as his fursona, he was born to be a bull fuck you

Super Macho Man - i imagined him as anti furry but then BOOM peoples headcanons started to rub off on me, hes a shark and he will always be a shark

Mr Sandman - He'd choose a tarantula just to spook people because hes in a evil mood

Carmen - she would be a flamingo, specifically just for don flamenco because he didnt pick it

Narcis Prince(ss) - A fox, hes a fox, i dont care what you say, i dont care what you think, he is a fox

Heike Kagero - a butterfly, it would be so colorful too, hes so gonna be a butterfly

Nick & Rick Bruiser - they have similiar taste so they picked the same species, said species is a wolf, basic ass taste

Hoy Quarlow - he would be a owl, this is also his FAAB, he was born to hide away from the sun and go hoo hoo hoo

Gabby Jay - a weasel, you dont get anything other than that

Pizza Pasta - a possum

You dont get any context other than these ily all

[cynicallarrie]

Liam Gallagher smoked heavily from a teenager until a few years ago. In this article he talks about the terrible effect all the cigs drugs & alcohol have had on his health, he had to get a hip replacement aged just 50 (average age for this operation is 70). Louis already has weak bones that fracture easily so he'd better look out

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13232627/amp/Liam-Gallagher-51-reveals-health-kick-undo-years-partying-amid-arthritis-battle-autoimmune-condition-Im-definitely-downwards-slide.html

Liam Gallagher was Louis's age in 2005. Here's him from that year:

Looked older than 33 but not nearly as bad as Louis! His hair hadn't gone gray and he didn't have full-on meth face like Louis does.